Pocket rocket plus review

I should start this review out with an apology. I got the last pocket rocket plus by doc Johnson. While I have wanted a Doc Johnson pocket rocket plus for quite some time, I find realistic colors to be off-putting…

Whipspider Rubberworks Tentacle Dildo Review

The concept of being penetrated by tentacles is usually the reserve of dodgy black market Japanese hentai movies. But now, thanks to those wonderful people over at Whipspider Rubberworks you too can get fucked by a tentacle! In case you’ve…

Review: I’m in love with a pink vibrating penis.

I am in love with you. Yeah, blah blah blah blah with my husband and all that. But I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about the Passionate G True Love. I’m an Evolved Novelties big fan. They create quality,…

Take me back home.

We left the party, unable to hold each other’s hands off along the gravel road to the vehicle. The night was dense with humidity and the sulfurous smell of fireworks. I was stumbling in the dark, working to maintain me…

Review: Hearts on Fire Intimacy Kit

Pleasure Galaxy’s final review item was the Fire Mini Intimacy Kit Hearts. Includes the kit, a 1 oz. Ignite Me massage candle, scented with pomegranate mint, a mini Rub Me massage bar, scented with French vanilla, a mini waterproof bullet…

Review: Gun Oil

You’ve been fooling around for a while and the pants are finally coming off. You want his cock in your hands. You are willing to give him the handwork of all handwork. With his cock, you’re confident in your abilities….

Review: Fun Factory Gigolo G2

I’m going to admit that. It was very difficult for me to write this review. For a few months now, I had the Fun Factory Gigolo G2 and I was afraid to put words into exactly how I feel about…

Review: The Little Flirt

Or Part Two: An anal noob’s adventures. I mentioned earlier that I’m not an anal expert. It’s never really ranked high on my sexual “do” list. However, after I tried a toy and didn’t have a terrible experience, I decided…

Review: Fancy Me Sampler Kit

I am very special as a massage therapist about the types of oils and lotions I like to use. Most often, I find that massage oil sold to couples and non-massage professionals tend to be incredibly inefficient, watery, and often…

Review: Diamond Hope: Functional and Fabulous!

EdenFantasys ‘ fine folks have been kind enough to send me the Diamond Hope for review! The Diamond Hope was packed in a nice tin, perfect for storage, equipped with batteries and ready to roll upon arrival. I found the…

Review: Contour Q massage stones

Babeland graciously offered me the opportunity to review another massage product–the stones of JimmyJane Contour Q Massage! I’m a massage therapist, as I said before, and I’m always looking for something to help me do my job better. Although these…

Review: Babeland Nubby G

Ah, sex toys from G-Spot. They rock my world when they are well executed. Often, the orgasms I get from G-spot toys are incredibly incredible. And adding stimulation to the clit? Even better. So you can see why I was…